Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Dec 31

the-shady-bacon asked: *laughs* Got any whiskey left?

Yesh!

*She hoofs him a half-full bottle of Sweet Apple Whiskey.*

Now, do you want to start with the incendiaries or the concussives?

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Nah, explodin' is borin'. Today is muh religion day, so ah'll probably attempt t' educate tuh li'l tykes on muh fanciful ways an' truths. Iff'n yuh don' mind, that is?

We don’t mind at all. One is never too young to start hobnobbing with one’s peers. Just please don’t introduce them to any of those unsavoury types, like Slaanesh, or that Sanguine fellow.

the-shady-bacon asked: *Walks in with a saddlebag full of C-4* Hey, Nightmare. I hope you didn't start without me!

*Nightmare Moon is visibly intoxicated.*

Jus’ the drinkin’ part!

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: That's nice. *quick kiss on the cheek.* Want me t' stay in with tuh foals, or?

((ooc: Happening after the cryfest stuff.))

Hmm… High explosives are one of those things one shouldn’t let foals play with, correct? We guess We will need somepony to watch them.

You go now, and then later We’ll send Arcel up to relieve you, so you come blow up something. We’ll save some thermite-packed watermelons for you.

tuhpinkavenger:

ask-nightmaremoon:

*Nightmare Moon just grabs her and hugs her tight, still crying, though whether from sadness or joy not even she really knows.*

U-um… Please stop cryin’? Y-yuh’re scarin’ me…

*With a sniffle and some force of will, Nightmare Moon manages to stop crying. She relaxes her hug slightly, though it’s still pretty tight.*

As you wish… love.

(via rennysama-deactivated20160409)

tuhpinkavenger:

*Avenger takes a step back. Nightmare Moon is crying.

THE Nightmare Moon. The Greatest And Best thing in Avenger’s life. THAT Nightmare Moon, yes. She’s crying.

And it’s ALL the supermare’s fault. She gallops forwards, wrapping her forehooves around Nightmare in an almost air-constricting hug.*

N-no, Ma’am, please, please don’… Please don’ cry! Ma’am… Nightmare… Ah love Yuh. No matter what Yuh do. Ah don’ think ah c’n really EVER sleep with another pony without feelin’ terrible afterwards, with or without Yuh as muh marefrien’!

… An’, hehe, iff’n yuh ain’ noticed, age ain’ really an issue fuh me… Yuh’re beautiful, powerful, majestic, mighty, valorous, but not turrible. Yuh’re NEVER turrible.

Yuh c’n cut out muh eyes, spit in tuh empty sockets, an’ squeeze lemonade outta muh pupils, an’ Yuh’ll still have muh love, adoration, an’ blind obedience.

AH’M tuh turrible one. What ah said… It wus uncalled fuh… Sorry.

*Nightmare Moon just grabs her and hugs her tight, still crying, though whether from sadness or joy not even she really knows.*

(via rennysama-deactivated20160409)

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Mistress Nightmare.. Issat.. Whiskey? On ya breath?

Yesh. *Nightmare Moon takes another swig of Sweet Apple Whiskey.*

We’re gettin’ ready for th’ bomb party!

quiethoof:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ quiethoof:
“ thedailyblock:
“ This is a real-world 3D print of a Minecraft village.
Created with a 3D printer.
”
(What’s a 3D printer? Other than that, this s awesome)
”
((ooc: Exactly what it sounds...

quiethoof:

ask-nightmaremoon:

quiethoof:

thedailyblock:

This is a real-world 3D print of a Minecraft village.

Created with a 3D printer.

(What’s a 3D printer? Other than that, this s awesome)

((ooc: Exactly what it sounds like.))

(NEAT)

((ooc: The one in that video costs less than US$3000.

Heres a video of what US$50k and up can get you.))

(via quiethoof-bookpony)

quiethoof:
“ thedailyblock:
“ This is a real-world 3D print of a Minecraft village.
Created with a 3D printer.
”
(What’s a 3D printer? Other than that, this s awesome)
”
((ooc: Exactly what it sounds like.))

quiethoof:

thedailyblock:

This is a real-world 3D print of a Minecraft village.

Created with a 3D printer.

(What’s a 3D printer? Other than that, this s awesome)

((ooc: Exactly what it sounds like.))

(via quiethoof-bookpony)

quiethoof-bookpony asked: Room for me at the party?

Of course. Though if many more ponies turn up We’ll have to find an alternate source of alcohol. Our stocks of this year’s Sweet Apple Whiskey are nearly depleted.