((ooc: Back. That was quicker than I thought.))
Don’t worry, it’s positive this time. Cut for length.
((ooc: Happy new year. Even if we almost never interact, I enjoy reading your blog.))
((ooc: I have to go for a while. I may or may not be back later tonight.
By the by, absinthe, despite all the romanticism around it, tastes like something you’d use to clean your drains. I don’t recommend it. Get yourself some sambuca or amaretto instead.))
askannaoreradose asked: Anna *Hands you a bottle of Absinthe* Here. Go nuts.
Thanksh, but no.
Absinthe’s too complicated wit’ the spoon and everythin’. We wanna get drunk, not be fancy!
profcoltbalt-blog asked: Oh my, your blood seems rather potent. I'd love to get you in my lab and see some of it.
If you putta drop of it on an alumistuff can, it just goes crinkle and collapses! Or ‘splodes, if it’s full.
It’ll also stop nuclear reactors if We bleed on them. We don’ think that’ll ever be useful, tho.
profcoltbalt-blog asked: Because my depression has not gripped me yet. Still, interesting. This implies that your corporeal form has to conform to certain biological rules, rather than being purely divine starstuff.
Yesh.
It’s different, though. Our lab guys are always asking Us for blood samples and then going on about impossible haemoglobins and enzymes and stuff.
D'ykno Our blood’ll melt alumi… aluminin…. the stuff they make cans out of?
the-shady-bacon asked: Alrighty. *Takes another swig and hits the button*
*A series of RDX charges embedded in a particularly ugly bit of statuary on the firing range detonate, flinging chunks of tasteless art in all directions.*
profcoltbalt-blog asked: Gods can get drunk? Interesting.
Yes, we can.
Why don’ you get drunk too?
the-shady-bacon asked: Awesome! *Takes the bottle* Concussive, please. *Takes a swig*
All righ’!
*Nightmare Moon hoofs him a detonator.* Whenever you’re ready, just push that button.
quiethoof-bookpony asked: HUrray! A very happy New Years already!
Yay!
*Nightmare Moon hoofs Quiethoof a bottle of whiskey and a grenade.* Throw one down range!