Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jan 07

stilllunaanswers asked: Soooooooooo, NMM, been doing anything sneaky lately?

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>.>

…Maybe…

relena-dark asked: I'm doing pretty good^^ An idea? I have time.

Can a portal gem be created that anypony, even an earth pony or pegasus, can activate?

Basically, Our idea would be to have a portal gem, charged but inactive and linked to another gem in Our castle, that could be carried by Our agents and then activated in the field for quick escapes.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *A pegasus trots into the throne room, his wings oddly still.* Nightmare Moon, I presume?

Yes…

*Nightmare Moon glances around the room.*

Hello, strange pegasus We’ve never met before. What can We do for you?

OOC: What the fuck, Microsoft!?

I used to chuckle and shake my head at people who claimed Microsoft was worse than Oracle. Bad, sure, but how could anyone be more of a fuckup than Oracle and still be in business? I guess I should have actually tried developing something for one of their platforms before I made my judgements.

Seriously Microsoft, what the fuck!? Not only does your OS have the worst paging and caching system I have ever seen (and I’ve developed for Apple’s System 7. Yes, your system is actually worse than having no paging and caching), but you specifically removed bits of the C system APIs (standard on every other modern platform) that would have allowed the end programmer to maybe fix some of your mess!

So yeah, WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCK!?

haveyouever-no-deactivated20130 asked: Simple engineer mechanics... I know but I will prefer to make my own devices... If that's ok with you your highness

Very well.

At least, however, study the plans, and see if they inspire you in any way.

*She hoofs him a roll of blueprints for a fully mechanical (non-electrical) robot.*

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Okie dokie lokie, Ma'am! *It's funny because she stabbed Twoey and Arcelia knows.* Right away! *takes the letter, and scampers towards the exit.*

*Nightmare Moon calls after her.* Hurry back immediately afterwards!

Anonymous asked: Are you sure it isn't because said "Sun Hag" is Luna's sister?

Certainly there may be some sympathy there, but We trust Luna to put aside family concerns and do what is best for Equestria.

relena-dark asked: Hey Nightmare^^ How are you today? Need any more portals to be placed?

We’re doing well enough, We suppose. How are you?

We don’t need any portals right now, but if you have some time We have a new idea We’d like to propose to you.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: This is tuh BEST day ever!!!! Ah'm gonna go pack! *whizzes off* .. *And back* Kay, done!

*Nightmare Moon chuckles.* No need to rush. We haven’t even decided where we’re going yet.

Now, for some more serious business.

*Nightmare Moon takes out a pen and paper, and writes a brief letter. She seals it with wax.*

We wish you to take this to Arcelia.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: V-Vuh-vuh-vuh-vuh-VACATION! *The pink pony squees, then starts cartwheeling around Nightmare. She's never been on a vacation before.* That'll be tuh greatest mos' bestes' mos' awesomes' super duper awesome awesome EVER!

We hope so. You are invited as well, of course. That should really go without saying, but We consider you family. Oh, and We’ll have to tell Vriska about it as well.

We also still have to decide on a destination. We’ve narrowed it down to either Neighpon or Baymareda.