Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jan 07

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: 'Cause we don' go on enough day trips t'gether! An' it'll make him see how fair an' just Yuh really are~ ^^

Very well.

We will begin as soon as the scrying crystal reports that Arcelia is watching.

wraithtwoey-deactivated20120401 asked: *There is a small billow of Wraithsmoke and and a letter falls out from it in a random part of Nightmare's throne room. Twoey was guessing on location with this one. It reads simply: My Maker cannot leave Canterlot, her sentence forbids it.*

*Nightmare Moon takes the letter and reads it. Thinking to herself for a minute, she decides on a way to overcome this hurdle.

She goes to her private laboratory and enchants a special scrying gem. Enclosing it, along with a letter explaining it’s use, in a package, she sends a courier to deliver it to Arcelia.*

quiethoof-bookpony asked: Hello, Highness!

Ah, hello.

How does this night find you?

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ah don' even know where these places are~ ^^ C'n ah invite Sturmie t' muh public punishmen'? Pleeaase?

…Why? No, you know what, We don’t even want to know.

Yes, you may.

ask-nightmaremoon submitted:

half-past:

ask-nightmaremoon:

((ooc: Yep. Nightmare Moon only knows about one, though.))

There is little We can tell you, other than the fact that they are guarded by a golem known as ‘the Immortal’. Usually they would also be guarded by the neighcromancer, but We have arranged for her to be distracted for a while.

Just ze one golem? Zis vill be ah cakevalk. 

May I ahsk vhat you need ze skulls for? Out ov seemple curiosity, ov course.

You may ask, but We’re afraid that information is strictly need-to-know, and you do not need to know.

Should you complete this task for Us, you will have earned a boon. Think carefully on what you would ask of Us.

(via half-past)

askstarbuck:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ askstarbuck:
“ ((FLAME THROWER!))
”
((ooc: Fun fact: Flamethrowers are fully legal for civilian ownership in 49 states (California requires a license). Legally they’re considered tools, not weapons.))
”
((This one...

askstarbuck:

ask-nightmaremoon:

askstarbuck:

((FLAME THROWER!))

((ooc: Fun fact: Flamethrowers are fully legal for civilian ownership in 49 states (California requires a license). Legally they’re considered tools, not weapons.))

((This one was busted, though.))

((ooc: I figured that. It looks like a M2, one of the later variants. Those have been out of service for quite a while, and I’d imagine a functioning one would be quite expensive.))

(via the-shady-bacon)

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Oh, right! Tuh elusive agen'! OOOoooOOOooo! Ah git'cha! Did'yuh decide on a holidestination yet?

Not yet. We think We’ll book tickets to both, then ask Arcel which one he wants to use.

Do you have a preference?

askstarbuck:
“ ((FLAME THROWER!))
”
((ooc: Fun fact: Flamethrowers are fully legal for civilian ownership in 49 states (California requires a license). Legally they’re considered tools, not weapons.))

askstarbuck:

((FLAME THROWER!))

((ooc: Fun fact: Flamethrowers are fully legal for civilian ownership in 49 states (California requires a license). Legally they’re considered tools, not weapons.))

ask-nightmaremoon submitted:

half-past:

*Nightmare Moon extends a hoof and pushes it until it’s safely pointed at the ceiling.*

The task We have is simple. We have invited Arcelia and the wraith to Our city. While they are in attendance (or otherwise preoccupied), you are to infiltrate the Royal Guards’ tombs and retrieve the skulls of the ponies on this list. *Nightmare Moon hoofs him a list.* Snowy Dream is the one We need the most. Take the others only if you can, but do not fail to return with that one.

Now, the javelin is for the golem. It’s a solid-fuel rocket, a kinetic penetrator with a Nightmarium tip. Just aim it in the golem’s general direction, push this button *She points* and run. You’ll have three seconds to get clear of the blast cone. The onboard guidance systems will do the rest.

Eenfiltrate Royal Guard Cahtahcombs, keel golem, steal skulls, geet out. Gaht eet.

Ahnythink else you cahn tell me about ze Cahtahcombs?

((Also I should point out OOC that there’s more than one golem in there.))

((ooc: Yep. Nightmare Moon only knows about one, though.))

There is little We can tell you, other than the fact that they are guarded by a golem known as ‘the Immortal’. Usually they would also be guarded by the neighcromancer, but We have arranged for her to be distracted for a while.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Offer?? ^^

To come witness your punishment, and to receive a gift from Us.

Mostly, We want her out of the way while Our agent does his work.