Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jan 07

quiethoof-bookpony asked: But what of the people who live in rural areas?

Do farmponies really need to know the time? Under Our rule there will no longer be any unnecessary ‘seasons’, which is the only thing We can think of that farmers would need to keep track of.

Why there were any to begin with has always been a mystery to Us. Equestria’s axis has no tilt, so all the seasons are artificial constructs. Presumably it is some sort of cultural hold-over from ponies pre-Equestrian origins.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ma'am? Ah love Yuh.

We love you too.

Have you prepared yourself? Is Sturm coming?

We hope he has recovered from his injuries. We did not mean him any harm, but he hurt himself while trying to kill some of Our guards.

alex-wingace-and-co-blog asked: Alex: Hello Nightmare moon. How are you?

Well, thank you.

How are you? Are you still working on those rocket wings?

Anonymous asked: And you think war - or at least a step in that general direction - is best for Equestria?

If the war removes the sun-hag from power, then yes, We do.

Anonymous asked: dont listin to bad anons. lumina loves all her children.

We doubt that. She’s always hated Us.

We’re pretty sure she also likes Celestia better than Luna…

quiethoof-bookpony asked: But what about your subjects?

Well, there’s the clock tower, of course. We’d also encourage all citizens to carry pocket watches if being late is something they need to be concerned about.

Did you know they now make pocket watches with alarms built right in? It is truly amazing, the things they’ve developed in Our absence.

queenfrau asked: Ah, yes. I just came by to ask, what exactly got into you when you tried to, ahem, /persuade/ my coltfriend? *she gave a lazy glare*

Hmm? Whatever are you talking about?

If you mean that thing with Caramel, We’re fairly sure We were under the influence of anon magic at the time. Also, We didn’t know he was your coltfriend. Actually, We didn’t think he liked mares at all…

Anonymous asked: Lumina says she hates you.

We always thought she did. Somehow, however… it still hurts to hear that she’s openly admitted it.

queenfrau asked: Nightmare Moon? Are you here? *Frau looks around, she was still a bit asleep*

Hmm? Yes, We are here.

What do you wish, snuggle addict?

quiethoof-bookpony asked: Fairly well, but I have a question. Since it's always night here, does it ever become difficult for you to gauge the passage of time?

We don’t bother with such things. Time has very little meaning to Us.