Eet ahll turned out vell, I suppose, so… *Sighs, hands over the unspent Nightmarium rocket*
…Und I ahlready know. I vant Goliath turned eento ah wraith.
Of course. Goliath is your zombie servant, correct? We can manage that.
Er… Naht qvite… *Nightmare Moon feels an invisible claw poke her on the shoulder* Speerit.
Oh! A fully incorporeal bound spirit! How quaint.
Yes, We can manage that easily. Before We begin, please make sure that it is bound to you quite securely. We’d hate to have any accidents.
Are you ready?
(via half-past)
*Nightmare Moon sits for a moment, processing what Half just told her.*
Well, that’s the last time We trust that source, then. Our apologies. Our intel was badly flawed.
Still, you have managed to obtain what We required, so We suppose that it was not so bad. We are a bit concerned that you were permitted to succeed so easily, but We can detect no traps or enchantments on the corpse, beyond a simple embalming spell.
*Nightmare Moon’s horn glows, and Twoey’s corpse teleports to her private laboratory.* You have earned a boon. Ask, and you shall receive.
Eet ahll turned out vell, I suppose, so… *Sighs, hands over the unspent Nightmarium rocket*
…Und I ahlready know. I vant Goliath turned eento ah wraith.
Of course. Goliath is your zombie servant, correct? We can manage that.
(via half-past)
steed-storm asked: Oh? And if Celestia's lies turn out to be the truth? One has to consider all the possibilities.
That is impossible. The sun-hag’s lies are riddled with logical fallacies. If We only had time to spare from Our busy schedule We would point out each and every one to you.
Alas, We are far to busy for that.
((ooc: "I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too small to contain.“))
Anonymous asked: *Nightmare can feel something watching her, unseen, its been a feeling that has been regularly bugging her for the past several days now, stronger then just base paranoia*
*Nightmare Moon glances about nervously. She makes a mental note to have the Royal Quarters swept for bugs and the guard redoubled.*
steed-storm asked: What if Luna refuses every time you attempt to 'guide' her?
Luna is as clever as she is beautiful. Her wisdom will cut through the sun-hag’s lies and bring her to see that We are correct eventually.
(Twilight)
Is it my fault that YOU tried to take over Equestria? Tyrant usurper! Princess Luna is far better than you!
Oh, yes, We can both agree on that. Luna is the most beautiful, perfect pony in all of Equestria.
Were you not listening to Our speech the first time around? It is the sun-hag, the one you call ‘Celestia’ We seek to displace, not Our beloved Luna. Luna merely needs… guidance.
(Twilight)
(Can I still ask you things with the submit bar? I know a few other blogs that allow that.)
((ooc: Yes, of course, go right ahead.))
ask-a-twilight-sparkle-blog-dea asked: I'm sorry, I'm just not used to you still existing...
Well, We’re currently doing a very good job at still existing. No thanks to you and the terrible ponies you call friends.
ask-a-twilight-sparkle-blog-dea asked: What th- Why are all the bad guys coming back?!!? Next thing you'll be telling me that there's another Ursa minor running around!
*Nightmare Moon rolls her eyes.* Oh, We’re fine, thank you for asking. No, taking the output of a highly dangerous artefact to the face didn’t cause Us any inconvenience whatsoever…
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