Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jan 11

Anonymous asked: What if you made Celestia fall in love with you and turn her into your love slave? That sounds like a brilliant scheme.

And how, exactly, would you propose We do that?

(Fatalis)

Hmmm…that rings a bell. Metallic dragons…I believe there are Metallic dragons in a land called Faerun that I visited…what is the problem in preserving their kind?

Long ago, there were two tribes of dragons, the metallic and chromatic, living in Equestria. For reasons We never payed much attention to, the chromatic dragons waged a war of extermination against their brethren, to all appearances bring about their extinction.

The hatred held by the others towards the metallic dragons is immense, and still lingers to this day. Once We tell them that the sun-hag has preserved them, the common dragons of Equestria will flock to Our side immediately.

(Fatalis)

Alright, on my honor as a dragon, I will keep whatever this secret is to myself.

*Nightmare Moon steps closer to Fatalis, and whispers in his ear.* The metallic dragons are not extinct. Celestia has taken steps to preserve their line.

(Fatalis)

A secret? You have intrigued me. She is keeping something from all the dragons?

Yes. If We tell you, you have to promise to keep it from the others, at least for now.

Again, We don’t know if it will mean anything to you, but from what We understand of Equestrian dragon culture, it will bring to them a rage against Our hated sister that can only be sated by her death.

(Fatalis)

I am…caught in between to opposing factions. Yours and Celestia’s. I am afraid I can only maintain my neutrality for so long. I am…just afraid I am going to end up hurting my friends with either path I choose. *Sighs*

Unless We have very much missed Our guess, all the Equestrian Dragons will flock to Our side, once they learn the secret that the sun-hag has kept hidden from them. We don’t know if the secret would mean anything to you, though.

We suppose We could tell you early, if you’d like.

(Fatalis)

Well, I suppose that the night finds me well. I am just, a tad bit worried what the future holds for me, that is all. *Chuckles* Not much to complain about right now…but I am afraid that will change.

Why? Whatever is the matter?

asiem-of-guilt-deactivated20160 asked: Er...hello Nightmare.

Hello, Fatalis.

How does this night find you?

key-blazer asked: I hereby swear eternally to obey Nightmare Moon exactly in all things, to the best of my abilities and to the spirit of her commands, and to take no action I know to be contrary to her interests. *bows*

Good!

*With a flash, Nightmare Moon teleports away to confront the Corruption.*

key-blazer asked: I need your help. Corruption must be stopped! He killed Krystal and took my powers from me! Please! He has my marefriend Octavia! Please, I'll do anything you want. Just help me!

Very well. We will rescue Octavia.

In exchange, you must swear loyalty to Us. Repeat exactly: “I hereby swear eternally to obey Nightmare Moon exactly in all things, to the best of my abilities and to the spirit of her commands, and to take no action I know to be contrary to her interests.”

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:
“  Gaming Things that make you RAGE #7
Bad Camera Angles: When you can’t see WTF you’re doing.
submitted by: yourbitchwantsthedick
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((ooc: 3rd person cameras should be simple to do well: The camera stays in a fixed...

gaming-things-that-make-you-rage:

Gaming Things that make you RAGE #7

Bad Camera Angles: When you can’t see WTF you’re doing.

submitted by: yourbitchwantsthedick

((ooc: 3rd person cameras should be simple to do well: The camera stays in a fixed orbit, and if something comes in between the camera and the player it goes translucent.

If Oni could get this right back in 2001, why has no one done it well since?))

(via kawaiileijon-deactivated2013052)