askthelunarrepublicocs-deactiva asked: Shotgun: I think we have asked once before, but I did not catch your answer. Will you help Luna and her army to defeat the Sun Tyrant, Celestia? (Pfft I found your desktop ponies.)
We will help as We can, but We are fighting a Celestia of Our own. We do not know how much aid We can spare.
((ooc: I keep them corralled so they don’t get in the way.))
diamondmint asked: Hey Nightmare, how are you today?
Well enough.
How are you and the little one?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *As the 'bot aims its guns, the REAL Avenger trots in and stops dead.* Wha-?? SHIT! *She dives at the robotic version of herself, swiftly pulling it apart limb-from-limb. When she finishes she attempts to look casual, gasping for breath and looking VERY shifty.* Heh. Um..
…*Nightmare Moon looks down at the Avenger suspiciously.*
And what, exactly, was that about?
relena-dark asked: Hey Nightmare, I've got to ask you something... Do you know any way to make my recenlty adopted daughter legally mine without getting bothered by foal services?
We could refer you to Our lawyer, Litigare. However, wouldn’t it be simpler just to use the old “because I am a goddess and I said so” technique?
askchangelgrace-deactivated2012 asked: As I recall, your plan involved using a series of artificial lights to warm Equestria much more effectively than the blazing, unrefined sun.
Yes! Exactly!
At last, somepony actually remembers Our explanation. Well done!
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Yes, Ma'am. All defensive abilities are ugraded t0 perf0rm t0 the maximum pr0tecti0n standard. Sky Raider will n0t be harmed. *The 'bot turns away from Nightmare, two side-mounted 40mm grenade launchers popping out of her flanks.* Please c0ver y0ur ears.
*Nightmare Moon covers her ears with her hooves, wondering what the reference to Sky Raider was about.*
a-rebooted-group-of-characters asked: Do you have a means of sustaining life across the planet after creating eternal night?
Yes.
We’ve explained it several times, but ponies still somehow don’t get it. The removal of the sun will not spell doom for Equestria. Rather, it will be the harbinger of a new age of prosperity for all ponykind!
(via lady-lyra)
Anonymous asked: If it wasn't for that eternal night thing, Id probably love you, sexy, so sexy darnit
Just because you’re too small-minded to comprehend Our plans doesn’t mean you cannot love Us. Just look at the Avenger.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Sweaty Tr0ll? Ma'am, i am afraid I d0 n0t c0mprehend. *Upon a closer inspection, it is apparent that the mk2 is made of simple steel, and the hoofywork of a pony, not an incredibly skilled Alternian.* It appears y0ur inf0rmati0n is skewed. W0uld y0u like me t0 c0ntinue with testing, 0r m0ve 0n t0 the dem0nstrati0n?
*Nightmare Moon pats the Avengerbot, listening to the clang.*
No, We suppose no testing will be needed. We will skip ahead to a demonstration of your abilities, then.