stilllunaanswers asked: Alright. Just lead us to our room, and, maybe we can catch up later, or something.
All right.
*Nightmare Moon waves to her guards, who show Luna to the guest room. It’s quite nice, though not as nice as Luna’s Royal Suite.*
queenofthelunatics asked: But what if this extends to more than stallions? Will she, eventually do this to friends and family? Not having a little one, but taking what we have, what is dear to us! How long is it until she makes us give what is precious to us, and dumps us, leaves us to rot? Why, she may be hating, secretly, you as we speak!
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Get out.
starcatcherpone-deactivated2017 asked: Whenever I try to be confident, I sound mean... you have colts all over you, I'm just a wannabe.
Perhaps you’re trying to hard to sound confident. True self-confidence speaks for itself, rather than needing the bearer to advertise it.
Here’s an idea: Try buying something in PVC (or leather, if you don’t mind nasty looks from those ‘cow’s rights’ foals). A nice, tight PVC saddle always makes Us feel like We can conquer every stallion in Equestria.
Anonymous asked: TMI stands for Too much information. It's modern lingo. It's basically where someone asks you something they wouldn't normally ask like, "Do you masturbate?"
Well, one does not need to wait for a particular day to ask Us about such things. We are not ashamed, and are willing to provide advice or lead by example to all Our subjects.
Yes, We do. More frequently now that the Avenger has forbidden Us from seeking out more colttoys.
stilllunaanswers asked: Thanks. Oh, and if you see my mother, could you do your best to discourage her from trying to come here?
Very well. We will do Our best.
Anonymous asked: Are you doing TMI Tuesday?
We don’t know what you mean.
If you have a question, ask. Information is available every day of the week.
starcatcherpone-deactivated2017 asked: ....why can't I be pretty like you...
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My little pony, you are beautiful in your own way. What you lack is self-confidence.
stilllunaanswers asked: My subjects-And Mother-Have taken it upon themselves to badger me about my marriage, and foal. If you don't mind me asking-which I doubt you would-would you mind providing a room for my son and I?
Not at all.
We’re afraid your usual room is… not in a liveable state, at the moment, but We will gladly lend you one of the guest rooms for as long as you require it.
((ooc: The griffon’s ambassador is staying in Luna’s room. He’s thoroughly trashed it.))
starcatcherpone-deactivated2017 asked: ...-sniff-....
You?… We haven’t seen you about for quite some time.
What seems to be the matter?
queenofthelunatics asked: My dear, do you know how many children she has? Do you know how many husbands she has gone through?
Three? Four? Honestly, We haven’t been keeping track. Luna can have any stallion she wants.