Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Jan 31

((ooc: I just found this on my hard drive.
Why did I keep this?))

((ooc: I just found this on my hard drive.

Why did I keep this?))

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger grabs the bag in her teeth, and mumbles a quick, "Fanfs!" Dashing off to pay for the damages.*

You are most welcome.

Anonymous asked: I love you. Keep being awesome.

Oh, don’t worry, We will.

Anonymous asked: Nightmare, are you a silly pony?

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A little silliness can be fun, sometimes.

the-shady-bacon asked: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'MSORRY!

It’s all right, Starbuck…

Next time, though, if you need to dispose of live explosives, the Everfree Forest makes a good dumping ground.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Well, only enough t' rebuild tuh ice cream store, an' keep me outta tuh slammer. THEY WEREN' SERVIN' LEMON ICE CREAM! WHAT SORTA RETARDS DON' SERVE LEMON?

*Nightmare Moon sighs, and levitates out a bag of bits.* This should be enough.

Isn’t lemon more of a sorbet flavour, anyway?

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ma'am, ah kinda accidentally blew up an ice cream store.. C'n ah have some money t' pay bail?

*Sigh.* How much?

*She mutters to herself.* This is what happens when We give Starbuck a cookie for blowing something up. Soon, everypony will be trying for one.

wraithtwoey-deactivated20120401 asked: *He raises a brow at it.* How stupid can they be, anypony can tell this isn't the work of a death cult. They were to random, timeframe doesn't make sen- *He shakes his head, realizing the idiocy of all he is saying given his situation.* Very well.

Yes, Faux News has never been well-known for ‘restrained reporting’. A year or so ago they reported that Our cultists were secretly running daycares, where they’d use the foals in rituals in Our name. *She shakes her head and chuckles.*

Anyway, once Arcelia reads this, return and report her reaction.

quiethoof-bookpony asked: I don't believe I have, no. In fact, I don't think I've actually met with your Royal Consort at all.

Really?

Well, that must be rectified. The next time he is available, We simply must introduce you to him.

Jan 30

Reblog if your vagina is magical.

lolliconjure:

ohjulietsingitout:

i MUST reblog.

OH IT IS!!!

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