((ooc: I just found this on my hard drive.
Why did I keep this?))
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: *Avenger grabs the bag in her teeth, and mumbles a quick, "Fanfs!" Dashing off to pay for the damages.*
You are most welcome.
Anonymous asked: I love you. Keep being awesome.
Oh, don’t worry, We will.
Anonymous asked: Nightmare, are you a silly pony?

A little silliness can be fun, sometimes.
the-shady-bacon asked: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'MSORRY!
It’s all right, Starbuck…
Next time, though, if you need to dispose of live explosives, the Everfree Forest makes a good dumping ground.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Well, only enough t' rebuild tuh ice cream store, an' keep me outta tuh slammer. THEY WEREN' SERVIN' LEMON ICE CREAM! WHAT SORTA RETARDS DON' SERVE LEMON?
*Nightmare Moon sighs, and levitates out a bag of bits.* This should be enough.
Isn’t lemon more of a sorbet flavour, anyway?
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ma'am, ah kinda accidentally blew up an ice cream store.. C'n ah have some money t' pay bail?
*Sigh.* How much?
*She mutters to herself.* This is what happens when We give Starbuck a cookie for blowing something up. Soon, everypony will be trying for one.
wraithtwoey-deactivated20120401 asked: *He raises a brow at it.* How stupid can they be, anypony can tell this isn't the work of a death cult. They were to random, timeframe doesn't make sen- *He shakes his head, realizing the idiocy of all he is saying given his situation.* Very well.
Yes, Faux News has never been well-known for ‘restrained reporting’. A year or so ago they reported that Our cultists were secretly running daycares, where they’d use the foals in rituals in Our name. *She shakes her head and chuckles.*
Anyway, once Arcelia reads this, return and report her reaction.
quiethoof-bookpony asked: I don't believe I have, no. In fact, I don't think I've actually met with your Royal Consort at all.
Really?
Well, that must be rectified. The next time he is available, We simply must introduce you to him.
i MUST reblog.
OH IT IS!!!
(Source: classypolaroids, via lolliconjure)