derpyandfriends asked: Trauma: Celestria is strong but not violent.Who would win between you and discord?
While We disagree with you on that first statement, to answer your question We would win, hooves down. We’d throw a few shiny baubles at Discord then hit him while he’s distracted.
big bang theory is not funny
THIS^
((ooc: Agreed.
And it doesn’t help that they advertise it every single commercial break while I’m trying to watch Law & Order.))
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the-princess-celestia-blog asked: Dragons cannot 'set up shop' in places deemed dangerous to the common ponyfolk. What is wrong with this policy? And they may hate me, but who could blame the Zebrican caesar, if he - seeing us at our time of turmoil with a weak, unstable government - decides to 'exert his authority'? They will think this war as an opportunity to expand. Gryphons will see an opportunity too. Dragons... Are dragons.
Your policy would be correct, if your settlement planners actually bothered to check whether their plans call for building inside a dragon’s pre-existing hunting or napping grounds. As it stands, many of the dragons you evict have claims that predate widespread pony settlement.
*Nightmare Moon giggles slightly at the mention of the Zebrican caesar, and shakes her head, but doesn’t say anything more about that.*
As We had said, We have plans in place to deal with the griffons. In the end, they will join Equestrian ponies as equal citizens.
((ooc: NMM funded a terrorist group known as the PRZ that lead a coup in Zebrica a while back. The continent is now in turmoil, with no central ruling faction. This was mentioned in a previous RP, but I don’t know if you remember of if Celestia would know about it.))
wraithtwoey-deactivated20120401 asked: *He stares at her for a moment. His expression reads as a mixture of the hatred it normally has and a bit of dumbfoundedness.* Very well then, That should not be too difficult. I assume you wish for me to disregard any order she may give to me, seeing as you told me to follow her orders as well? I only ask because I don't feel like having her order me to put her down and then have to come back to you to figure out what to do. I'm getting tired of seeing you..
Yes. Do not obey any order she gives. Follow Our orders exactly. Kidnap Arcelia in the presence of Arbor, bring her to the location We specified, then make a good show of trying to kill Arbor when he arrives (do not succeed, however, until after We arrive on scene).
To anyone that was following the debate about USC Title 18, I direct you to my OOC Blog.
Not that anyone ever used it.
rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Hay, Ma'am? C'n Yuh knight Starbuck, please? Or he's gon' pack up an' leave Ya. He feels useless.
Starbuck a knight? Hmm…
Good idea! That will increase his reliability as a witness. We will knight him immediately.
wraithtwoey-deactivated20120401 asked: Yes, he has been staying there recently. Something about trees and Armor. I wasn't paying much attention, Armor is somewhat of an obsolete concept for me after all. *He shakes his head, he makes a note to get his rambling under control if he somehow escapes double-death.*
Excellent!
One final piece remains. We hereby order you to kidnap Arcelia, and bring her to this address (she hoofs him a piece of paper, detailing the location of a cabin in the middle of nowhere). Be sure Arbor sees you do it.
When Arbor arrives, make a good show of trying to kill him. We will step in with your final instructions shortly thereafter.
Rejoice! Your term of service is almost at it’s conclusion. *She grins at that remark.*
the-princess-celestia-blog asked: Sister, they will be too busy trying to stop the angry gryphons, zebras, dragons, and even buffaloes from destroying everything in order to get their sun back. Power like Our's? It does not only affect ponies.
We already have word that the dragons will (by and large) support Us. They do not care about the sun, so long as We keep Our promise to respect their territorial claims.
As to the Zebras and Griffons, well… We cannot give all Our secrets away, but We are working on them as well.
The buffalos may need to be exterminated. We do not have a complete enough picture of them yet to make Our decision.
You may be interested to know that the other races hate you almost as much as We do. The dragons in particular were downright livid about how your government handles their territorial claims…
Arcel Prime, who was supposed to be resting up for the vacation, instead has been reading still. In his reading he found a very interesting book, he went to speak to Nightmare about the story within it, searching around the Castle for her, strangely enough accompanied by 2 of the guards, his paranoia from the previous night having not settled.
He finds Nightmare on her throne, reviewing her scientists’ expense reports.
“Ah, Arcel. Did you have a good rest?”