Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

Feb 12

I Write Like…

arcel-sorm:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

askdjpon-3:

embersparx:

http://iwl.me/

I write like Douglas Adams

GOOD

FUCKING EXCELENT

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I write like Dan Brown

But…

My story was nothing like The Da Vinci Code… 

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I write like
William Gibson

I am okay with this

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ooc: *jaw drops*…….

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(via mythic-swirl)

Feb 11

asktetrabit-blog-blog asked: have you ever had any jesters by the name of something like "fucking chuckles" in like the middle ages or something, before you were banished to the moon?

Chuckles… *Her voice drips with menace.*

((ooc: Ultima reference, move along everypony…))

fusionanswers asked: Yeah, I know. Hey, you remember Descent?

Yes, of course.

He’s dead, except for that fragment you call a son.

pallet-pony-deactivated20120221 asked: I heard somepony was feeling down and why not a Jester to turn that smirk to nothing! I'm sure you are already feeling a ton better!

No thank you. We have no need for a jester.

In Our experience, jesters fall into one of three categories (with some overlap).

  1. Jesters that tell jokes that make their employer look stupid.
  2. Jesters that ask neigh-impossible riddles when somepony needs information they possess in order to save Equestria.
  3. Jesters that try and take over Equestria.

So, frankly, We have no need for jesters.

Anonymous asked: Why do you always say we? Are you possessed by the symbiote? Are you Forever Alone so you say We to make yourself feel better?

We do not know what a ‘symbiote’ is, and We are certainly not alone forever. We say We because it is majestic and royal to do so.

fusionanswers asked: Excuse moi?

Our father is dead. We’re sorry if that puts Us in a bad humour.

fusionanswers asked: Heya, Sis, how ya been?

What is it you want?

We’re sorry if We’re a bit brusque, but We aren’t really feeling up to your antics at the moment.

arborgreen: “ ((AWWW YEAH!!!)) ” FOALISH HUMANS! How dare they model Us as being a single inch shorter than the sun-hag! This is an outrage! ((ooc: I like all of them except Zecora. Her hair makes her look like a reject from an 80’s...

arborgreen:

((AWWW YEAH!!!))

FOALISH HUMANS! How dare they model Us as being a single inch shorter than the sun-hag!

This is an outrage!

((ooc: I like all of them except Zecora. Her hair makes her look like a reject from an 80’s post-apocalypse.

Also, they better not have used the Flutterpony mechanism for Celestia’s wings, or there will be hell to pay…))

OOC: Blogs I like - Rolly -

Rolly’s been here almost as long as I have. His blog is a very entertaining read.

Basically, Rolly (who is a young colt, about Applebloom’s age), comments on the goings-on around tumblr (focusing on drawblogs). It is funny and adorable. I highly recommend following him.

Nightmare Moon sighs, then wraps her self around both of them, her wings covering them protectively. Here, surrounded by two of the three ponies who mean the most to her, the pain of loss doesn’t seem quite as bad.

Nightmare Moon sighs, then wraps her self around both of them, her wings covering them protectively.

Here, surrounded by two of the three ponies who mean the most to her, the pain of loss doesn’t seem quite as bad.