((ooc: Lately, I’ve been playing Decker.
For such a simple game, it’s surprisingly fun. However, it’s made me realise that I’ve played tiny freeware games like this far, far more than anything on my PS3…))
Hello there.
((NMMs following my blog: 1))
Hello.
Have you considered joining Our forces? Here, have a pamphlet.
*Nightmare Moon hoofs Darkeyes a four-colour brochure extolling the virtues of enlisting in Nightmare Moon’s Royal Guard.*
Royal Guard? Wouldn’t I need to be a unicorn or pegasus?
Not at all. If you’ll read the pamphlet, you’ll see that all sorts of ponies are accepted into the Guard.
*The pamphlet does say that, though it mentions that certain branches may be restricted by race, with the example given that only pegasi may join recon flight teams.*
(via askdarkeyes-blog)
Hello there.
((NMMs following my blog: 1))
Hello.
Have you considered joining Our forces? Here, have a pamphlet.
*Nightmare Moon hoofs Darkeyes a four-colour brochure extolling the virtues of enlisting in Nightmare Moon’s Royal Guard.*
asktetrabit-blog-blog asked: ... cutting up the sun. You do realize the sun isn't solid. It's made of gas loosely held together by it's own gravity. You can't cut up the sun.
We’re using the term loosely. ‘Syphon it off, atom by atom, into holding containers’ doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.
Also, after We shut it off, there’s a good chance that at least part of it will solidify due to gravitational pressure.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: I heard you could blow up the sun, is that true?
Yes… That’s not Our plan, however.
After We defeat Our hated sister, We plan to extinguish the sun, then cut the remaining chunk of assorted chemicals up into blocks, for use in artificial nuclear reactors.
nightmaregrace-deactivated20140 asked: We at S.T.O.P. are willing to provide support for your cause. However, please understand that we must also provide support to Princesses Celestia and Luna. We at S.T.O.P. would also like to know how the hell you exist.
S.T.O.P.? We’ve never heard of you.
Our existence is the result of a long series of events. We should write a book about it somenight. Until then, know that We were torn from Luna by the Elements of Harmony, barely surviving, and that since that time We have regained nearly all Our former power.
adamtheamazingpony asked: What's the real estate like in Lunacity?
The best. Good quality at reasonable prices.
queenofthelunatics asked: Okay, well, ahem, you will not /guess/ who I found!
Nightmare Moon rolls her eyes.
“Whom?"
“No my lady, the horn has not functioned for many weeks now. I know not when it was broken, but I have not been able to use it at all.”
He fell to his knees in front of her, closing his eyes, thankful for his lady’s assistance once more.“If you think it best to take away the horn, then please, milady, do so. I will scarce miss the useless thing. Then we can get down to the details of what I must do. ”
Nightmare Moon’s horn glows as she touches it to his. With a flash, the broken artificial horn crumbles to dust, leaving nothing but a slightly discoloured patch of skin behind.
“There. Now, about your task. We need you to infiltrate a group known as the ‘Grand Pegasus Enclave’, and to retrieve evidence of any wrongdoing. Do not take violent action against their members unless it becomes unavoidable.”
(via neosmetatationstation-deactivat)
queenofthelunatics asked: Nightmare moon, do you need anything from me? I have something to tell you~
She sighs.
“Not at the moment, mother. What do you have to tell Us?”